ASIENCE treatment! Women, start swarming into Watson and grab them before you get real jealous of my luscious short hair : p
How do oily cookies constitute the healthy diet at Subway? I feel so cheated; BUT they taste real shiok : D
Today was the second time I see them on my way to tutor-the super pink ah lian and the guy who carries bag for her.Being as feminist as I can be, I still don't agree with guys carrying bags for girls. First, the girls are plainly too lazy. Please, wear cargo pants and dump everything in all the pockets available instead of bringing bags. Yays. Second, it simply ruins the image of the guys (HOR Edwin?)
I punish myself for missing this photo, the classic of the classics.I received a forwarded message from NingZhi. It almost made me cry : x
"A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
The girl hugged him.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
The motorcycle crashed into a building and only one had survived. The truth was, halfway down the road, the guy realized that the brake is not functioning, but he didn't want to worry the girl. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live."
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