My mother's tummy is getting bigger and she looks 2-month pregnant. I playfully hit her tummy.

Mother: OEI! Don't hit!
Denslin thought: Ohmigod don't tel me mother is really pregnant (Heart thumping)
Mother: I want to pee!

In Yahoo! online Mahjong chat room, a married man is flirting with a 25-year-old who claimed to be a counsellor.

She: Where is your lovey dovey?
He: Who is dovey?

HAHAHA.